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ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: HEY SASUKE!!
TehUchihaAvenger: What.
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: Hi! ^_^
TehUchihaAvenger: ...Hi.
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: How are you~?
TehUchihaAvenger: Fine...?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: n_n

ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: what are you doing?
TehUchihaAvenger: Checking my messages.
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: u have alot?
TehUchihaAvenger: Uchiha Sasuke has 348 Messages
TehUchihaAvenger: That answer your question?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: zOMG!!!
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: who r they all from?!?1!
TehUchihaAvenger: It's all junk mail. There's only a few I'll acctully look at....
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: u get THAT MUCH spam?!
TehUchihaAvenger: It's all from fangirls...
TehUchihaAvenger: =_=
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: o:

TehUchihaAvenger: Oh kami... I'm scared....
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: y?
TehUchihaAvenger: I got an email from Kakashi... all it is is a link with a smiley face next to it... o_o
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: o_o
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: click it... >3
TehUchihaAvenger: Alright...>_>

ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: well...?

ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: wut was it?

ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ....Sasuke?

ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: .............Sasuke~~?

ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: SASUKE!!!
TehUchihaAvenger: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!! O_O;
TehUchihaAvenger: I HAVE REGRETS!!!!
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: OHMIGWAD! WUT WAS IT?!?!1!?!
TehUchihaAvenger: o____o;;
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: TELL ME!
TehUchihaAvenger: ......pictures of....me....?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: .......and? wuts so bad about that?
TehUchihaAvenger: ....it's not JUST me....
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ?_?
TehUchihaAvenger: Think.
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: oh...
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: OH!!
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: O_O

TehUchihaAvenger: WTF?! FANSERVICE?!?!?!
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: OWO
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: i mean- thats horrible!! wth is wrong with ppl?!?
TehUchihaAvenger: e_e
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ^_^;;

TehUchihaAvenger: ...*snicker*
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: wut? D:
TehUchihaAvenger: .......OH KAMI x_x
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: wuuuut!?
TehUchihaAvenger: There's stuff of you on here too....
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: O_O
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: like...wut?
TehUchihaAvenger: .....stuff that normal people should not draw.
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: O____O?!
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: gimme teh link
TehUchihaAvenger: [link]
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ..........
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: oh
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: my
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: gwad
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: .....
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: this is.....
TehUchihaAvenger: Yeah.
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: i cant....
TehUchihaAvenger: Uh-huh
TehUchihaAvenger: I don't get why people make it either..
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: No no....
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: i mean...
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: i cant believe i didnt know about this before!!! w@
TehUchihaAvenger: D:
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ...Sasuke....that fangirls made you look.....
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: really.....good....
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: owo
TehUchihaAvenger: DX

ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ne...?
TehUchihaAvenger: What now...?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ...do you know what "yaoi" is? D:
TehUchihaAvenger: No...
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: me either...
TehUchihaAvenger: why?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: cause...
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: theres a link and it says "contains yaoi"
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: im liek uber curious now... owo
TehUchihaAvenger: then click it

ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: O
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: M
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: G
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: OMG.
TehUchihaAvenger: What?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: .....
TehUchihaAvenger: what is it?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ..............
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: i will never look at you the same way again.
TehUchihaAvenger: ?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ohmygoooooood
TehUchihaAvenger: ...do i WANT to know?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: well...i dont think YOU do...
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: every other breathing female probably does tho...
TehUchihaAvenger: ...huh?

<RamenHokageFTW has entered the room>

RamenHokageFTW: HI SAKURA!!!
RamenHokageFTW: ....sasuke... >_<
TehUchihaAvenger: 9_9
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ....Hey~ Naruto~ x3
RamenHokageFTW: whats wit u?
TehUchihaAvenger: she found a link to something and shes insane now.
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: w@
RamenHokageFTW: wut waz it?
TehUchihaAvenger: something called "yaoi"?
RamenHokageFTW: ......and this is?
TehUchihaAvenger: i dunno...
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: HOLYFRICK!!!!
RamenHokageFTW: wut? D:
TehUchihaAvenger: What did you find now?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ....
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: did you know we are absued by fangirls?
RamenHokageFTW: whut do you meen?
TehUchihaAvenger: ?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ....i feel reallly awquard now talking 2 you 2
TehUchihaAvenger: ...why...?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ......ya no wut an ot3 is....? o_o
TehUchihaAvenger: no. ?
RamenHokageFTW: nu....wut is tat?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: >____>;;;;;
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: lets just say~
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: i found something....
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: about me~
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: an you guys~
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: and...they make crushes go to far...? ^^;;
RamenHokageFTW: wut? D:
TehUchihaAvenger: ....will you just say it?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: [link]

TehUchihaAvenger: o_o
RamenHokageFTW: O____O
TehUchihaAvenger: .....oh....my.....god....
RamenHokageFTW: AH!!!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!!! dklbgadrgdjkghb
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: and thats not even the worst of it!! DX
TehUchihaAvenger: WHAT?!
RamenHokageFTW: are u SERIOUS?! thers MORE?!
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: wtf?! why do we get paired up with the most random ppl?!
TehUchihaAvenger: like who?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: SasukexHinata?!
TehUchihaAvenger: O_O;;
RamenHokageFTW: ROFL XDDDDD
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: NarutoxIno
TehUchihaAvenger: LOL
RamenHokageFTW: o_o
RamenHokageFTW: not cool!!! DX
TehUchihaAvenger: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAH
RamenHokageFTW: ???
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: wut?
TehUchihaAvenger: *snicker*
TehUchihaAvenger: NaruSaku
RamenHokageFTW: O////O
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: x////x
TehUchihaAvenger: >3
RamenHokageFTW: ..SasuTenten
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: LOL
TehUchihaAvenger: i havnt even SPOKEN to her!!!
RamenHokageFTW: thats why its funneh! XD
TehUchihaAvenger: ....LEESAKU.
RamenHokageFTW: XDDDDDDDDDDD
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: TT~TT
RamenHokageFTW: NaruHina?
RamenHokageFTW: as in hinata?
RamenHokageFTW: y?!
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: naruto....ur an idiot..
TehUchihaAvenger: dumbass....
RamenHokageFTW: wut? D:

ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ............
TehUchihaAvenger: oh god. what?
RamenHokageFTW: o_o
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ......Naru....Sasu.....
TehUchihaAvenger: O_____O
RamenHokageFTW: O__________O
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: I will never look at you two the same way again...
TehUchihaAvenger: oh my god......
RamenHokageFTW: s;dfklabdjkfnasjfn....
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: its nosebleed inducing...
TehUchihaAvenger: then stop looking at it!! DX
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: i...cant.....owo
TehUchihaAvenger: =_=
RamenHokageFTW: x[

ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: NejiSaku.
TehUchihaAvenger: SasuKarin
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: OroSaku
TehUchihaAvenger: oooh x_x
RamenHokageFTW: owch x_x
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: x_x
TehUchihaAvenger: NejiTen?
RamenHokageFTW: ...eh...
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: it could happen...

RamenHokageFTW: ....oh god....
RamenHokageFTW: Hyuuga-cest
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: sand-cest
TehUchihaAvenger: .....................................
RamenHokageFTW: wut?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ?
TehUchihaAvenger: .......................Uchiha-cest
RamenHokageFTW: O_O
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: ....i am so sorry....
TehUchihaAvenger: .....i think....i just died a little inside....

RamenHokageFTW: IRUNARU?!?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: TSUSAKU?!!??!?!??!?
TehUchihaAvenger: .................OROCHIMARUSASUKE?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!?!?!
RamenHokageFTW: o_o
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: o_o
RamenHokageFTW: damn teme....the fangirls dont love u....they HATE you!! XD
TehUchihaAvenger: x______x

RamenHokageFTW: oh wow...
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: whut?
TehUchihaAvenger: oh god...what?
RamenHokageFTW: Kakashi...Iruka...?
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: o_O
TehUchihaAvenger: o_o
RamenHokageFTW: *shudder*
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: Jaraiya.... Tsunade?
TehUchihaAvenger: ...ew...
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: wtf is up with these fangirls? why do they do this...?!
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: i mean....in over half of these were like 13! o_o
RamenHokageFTW: ....isnt that illegal?

<IchaIchafan915 has entered the room>
IchaIchafan915: why hello there, children
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: UR EVIL D8<
IchaIchafan915: Thank you. ^_^
<IchaIchafan915 has left the room>

TehUchihaAvenger: i dispise that man...
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: me 2....
RamenHokageFTW: y?
TehUchihaAvenger: hes the one that sent me the link in the first place.
RamenHokageFTW: oh..
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: that man needs to keep his dirty lil sites to himself >_<
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: i mean GOD!!! >_<
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: oh crap...i gotta go...
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO: byes~ <3
<ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO has left the room>
RamenHokageFTW: hey teme...
TehUchihaAvenger: what?
RamenHokageFTW: ...did you click on the link for "yuri"? owo
<TehUchihaAvenger has left the room>
TehUchihaAvenger ~ Sasuke
ChErRyBlOsSoM_XO ~ Sakura
RamenHokageFTW ~ Naruto
IchaIchafan915 ~ Kakashi [sept.15 is his birthday]

OHMYGOD THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN!!! XDD
But seriously...what WOULD the characters think if they could go on a site and see what we do to them? x3

"AH!!!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!!!" (C) =tayness1234
story/ideas/scenario/this whole thing (c) *SasukeUchihaFangirlx
Characters (c) Kishimoto
The crack pairings (c) We the Fangirls/Boys

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! :heart:
comments loved and faves go towards another volume of this! x3
© 2008 - 2024 SasukeUchihaFangirlx
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KittyMefwa's avatar
Kakashi just opened a door to the world of Yaoi and ships 😂 Good luck children